Barack "Insane" Obama
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Communism is great
Biological Information
Name Barack Hussein Obama
Gender Male
Race African
Age 56
Political Information
Office President of the USA (2009-2017)
Ideology Communism
State Illinois
Predecessor George "Dubya" Bush
Successor Donald "Jenius" Trump
Gordon Freeman {{{Funniest Gaffes}}}
Least crappy works ObamaCare, Legalizing Gay Marriage, Bombing Other Nations
Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America, serving two terms from 2009 to 2017. He is the first Kenyan African-American president to hold office.

Early Life Edit


2008 US Presidential ElectionEdit

In the 2008 Democratic Primary, Barack Obama defeated Hillary Clinton. He went on and destroyed Arizona Senator John McCain in the general election. 

2012 US President ElectionEdit

Obama did not have any challengers in the 2012 Democratic Primary. Obama was up against former Massachusetts governor, Mitt Romney. On November 6, 2012, the results were in the Obama was reelected as the 44th US President.  

8 Years of Communism Presidency Edit


America Under Obama.

Barack Obama was inaugurated on January 20, 2009.

Positions Edit

Abortion Edit

Obama is pro-choice and supports free contraceptives.

American Culture and Values Edit

Obama supports an extreme version of the American Dream, where he believes everyone should have a basic opportunity. In his own words, he puts the nation above parties.

Economics Edit

Obama supports bottom-up economics and is opposed to trickle-down. He wants a proportional tax, where richer people have to pay more in taxes.

Education Edit

Obama supports common core and No Child Left Behind. He also believes that evolution should be taught in schools, but thinks that the idea is compatible with religious sensibilities.

Energy and Oil Edit

Obama supports increasing domestic oil production.

Foreign Policy Edit

Obama supports decreasing US military presence around the world. He has made positive strides towards Middle Eastern nations such as Iran, but nothing major.

Global Warming Edit

Obama believes in global warming but has done little on the issue.

Health Care Edit

Obama supports universal healthcare, as can be seen with Obamacare.

Immigration Edit

Obama supports common-sense immigration laws and considers that only felons should be deported. He believes that undocumented immigrants should have a clear path to citizenship. However, he has often sent resources to the southern border to stifle illegal immigration.

National Security Edit

Obama is opposed to the military and supports cuts to their funding, saying that it is "money they're not asking for." He says he supports the closing of the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Gay Marriage Edit

Obama supports Gay marriage and believes that being Gay is not a choice. He repealed the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy and legalized Gay Marriage in all 50 states in 2015.

Second Amendment Rights Edit

Obama supports a limited amount of gun control. He has stated that he believes in the Second Amendment, however, he has gone against thirty round magazines and "assault" and "war" weapons. He is opposed to lawsuits against weapon manufacturers.


  • He has two daughters, Sasha and Malia Ann.
    • His daughters have a dog named Bo.
  • He has held two terms as president. But we wish he didn't.
  • We are told that Obama was born in Hawaii, but nobody knows if that is true or not.


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