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This page is for the dumbest, most ignorant, most outrageous quotes ever uttered by liberal Democrats, and Also some that are just made up. Post them below!

  1. "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed" - President Barack Obama on a tornado that killed twelve people.
  2. "I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh -- I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs." - Wanda Sykes on outstanding conservative Rush Limbaugh.
  3. "I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else but I don't believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and [sic] when they let him out he was like "You know what this guy's going to give me a hundred years in jail I'm not staying, so that's why he left." - Whoopi Goldberg on convicted rapist Roman Polanski
  4. My fear is that the whole island (of Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize. - Democratic congressmen Hank Johnson on physics.
  5. "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required." - Sheryl Crow on her top priorities
  6. "In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." - Joe Biden on multicultural communities
  7. "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" - Joy Behar on political correctness
  8. "I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?" - Then Senator Barack Obama on geography (this isn't true, just a fabrication to push an agenda (like most of this page)). (Or, maybe it's actually true, as you can see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
  9. "Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." - Rep. Nancy Pelosi on a nation with 307 million people
  10. "African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." - Bill Clinton the habits of different races.
  11. "The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S." - Joe Biden on counting (of course, Job is a 3 letter word, and Jobs is the plural version of it.)
  12. "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Sen. Barbara Boxer on the thoughts of the dead
  13. "A zebra does not change its spots." - VP. Al Gore on zoology. (And three years later, at a press conference: "We all know the leopard can’t change his stripes." (The Toronto Sun, 11/19/95)
  14. "But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." - Nancy Pelosi's funniest quote
  15. "This liberal is all about socializing- umm I mean…" - Rep. Maxime Waters letting her tongue slip
  16. "I don't know what the word is in Austrian." - Barack Obama thinking that Austrian is a language
  17. "Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, north and south." - Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee on geography
  18. "Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today." - Barack Obama on dead people
  19. "Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security." — Obama foreign policy adviser Richard Danzig
  20. "Therefore I believe in White Supremacy." - Then-Senator Clinton on her social views (this is completely false)
  21. "What? You don't trust me?" - Senator Claire McCaskill just before receiving a resounding "NO!" from the crowd
  22. "Hilary Clinton might have been a better pick than me." - Vice President Joe Biden on self-esteem
  23. "The man who will be the next President of the United States, Barack America!" - Then-Senator Joe Biden on his running mate's name
  24. "John McCain has not spoken about my Muslim faith." - Then-Senator Barack Obama making a shocking confession
  25. "It (marijuana) will still be legal under federal law." Senator Dianne Feinstein claiming that marijuana is legal
  26. "20,000 jobs is really not that many jobs." Rep. Jan Schakowsky on why she is against the Keystone Pipeline
  27. "We need the breast and the brightest to- umm the best and the brightest…" Sen. Ted Kennedy on female anatomy
  28. "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." Then-Senator Barack Obama on his tax plan
  29. "I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." Obama while in Kansas City
  30. "Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed." Obama on a storm that killed 12 people
  31. "God rest her soul. And, although- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul!" Biden on sensitivity
  32. "Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions!" Obama being overworked by reporters
  33. "I bowled a 129. It's like- It was like the Special Olympics." Obama making fun of an organization for people with Down Syndrome
  34. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." Biden pointing out that African Americans are not articulate
  35. "The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." Obama on a region plaguing itself
  36. "If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." Biden on statistics
  37. "[My grandmother] is a typical white person." Obama generalizing Caucasians
  38. "This is my last election. After my election, I have more flexibility." Obama putting politics before his country to President Medvedev of Russia
  39. "What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying 'Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues, and when I listen to my wife, that's what I'm hearing.' Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life." DNC and Obama adviser Hilary Rosen attacking motherhood
  40. "Well, I haven't seen the records. I haven't seen Hilary Rosen; I personally know three Hilary Rosen's, so I don't know that this Hilary Rosen is the one we're talking about." White House Press Secretary Jay Carney blatantly lying to reporters
  41. "Many of my students don't know that I'm second lady of the United States… because, you know, it's a community college." Second Lady Jill Biden saying that community college students are less informed
  42. "The private sector is doing fine." - Obama as 23 million Americans are out of work
  43. "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - Al Gore
  44. "I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs." - Wanda Skyes shows her caring nature towards Rush Limbaugh
  45. "I think religion is a neurological disorder." - Bill Maher on Christianity
  46. "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." - Former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry
  47. "We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles." - Former Arizona Governer Wesley Bolin
  48. "Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again" - Sen. Chris Dodd, on the campaign trail
  49. "The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs." - Former California Governer Jerry Brown
  50. "If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq." - Congressman Charlie Rangel on the troops who fight to keep us safe
  51. "Stand up ... Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you!" - Joe Biden speaking to Sen. Chuck Graham who is wheelchair bound
  52. "It probably wouldn’t be good for our economy for a bunch of these jobs to come back because, there’s no way that people could be getting paid a living wage on some of these jobs — at least in order to be competitive in an international setting." - President Barack Obama on outsourced jobs
  53. "But resist we much. We must, and we will much- about that- be committed." - Al Sharpton during a teleprompter malfunction
  54. "If you've got a business, you didn't build that! Someone else made that happen!" - Obama's view on entreprenuers and small business. source
  55. "The USSR was not communism, it was bureaucratic capitalism." - Occupy Wall Street protester trying to convice a former USSR citizen that it was a failed capitalist nation.
  56. "I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died." Obama campaign deputy adviser Stephanie Cutter before a telephone conference reveals that she completely knew when Mrs. Soptic got sick and died, also revealing that she lied about her connection to the Priorities USA Super PAC.
  57. "You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View. Ching chong!" - Rosie O'Donnell while on ABC's The View
  58. "O-I-H-O" - Barack Obama misspelling Ohio
  59. "And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for." - President Obama possibly being sarcastic
  60. "President Obamaaa, with the AUTO RESCUE, ya know he SAAAVED more than 1 MILLion Ameerican JOBS! But it wasn't just Michigan! Hey hey hey! In COLORADO!... ALL ACROSS AMERICAAAA! WHY!?!?!!?!? (Punches air four times)" - A presumably intoxicated Jennifer Granholm at the Democratic National Conventioon
  61. "Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do." - Joe Biden making a shocking confession during a speech
  62. "My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often." - Chris Matthews after hearing a speech from Barack Obama
  63. "Keep Obama in President!" - The original Obama Phone lady using her outstanding grammar
  64. "There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day." - Joe Biden on Barack Obama
  65. "I'm so glad we had that storm last week." - Chris Matthews on Hurricane Sandy, a storm that killed at least ninety people
  66. “First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama!” - Jamie Foxx on President Obama
  67. "Everything he’s done is clean as a whistle. He’s never not only broken any law, he’s never done anything wrong." - Chris Matthews on President Obama, apparently unaware of the fact that Obama smoked pot in high school
  68. “I mean, when you think about it, it’s ‘bombs bursting in air,’ ‘rocket’s red glare,’ it’s all kinds of — you know a lot of national anthems are that way, too — all kinds of military jargon, and the land — there’s only one phrase ‘the land of the free,’ which is kind of nice, and ‘the home of the brave?’ I don’t know….Are we the only ones who are brave on the planet? I mean, all the brave people live here I mean, it’s just stupid, I think. I’m embarrassed, I’m embarrassed every time I hear it.” - Former CNN and MSNBC anchor, Bill Press on our national anthem
  69. "It's a free country. I wish it weren't." - Massachusetts Governer, Deval Patrick
  70. "In about 18 months from now, hopefully [gubernatorial candidate Vincent Sheheen] will have sent Nikki Haley back to wherever the hell she came from!" - South Carolina Democratic Party chair Dick Harpootlian making a racial remark about his American-born Indian governor
  71. "I forgot he [Barack Obama] was black tonight for an hour."— Chris Matthews
  72. "This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives." - Daily Show creator Lizz Winstead on a tornado that devastated Moore, Oklahoma
  73. "Go head Taggert. Take your best shot." -MSNBC host Lawrence O' Donnell changeling (Shhhh - challenging) Mitt Romney's son to a fist fight [1]


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