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Hunting is a practice which involves tracking down and shooting animals, which usually make for good eating! It can be done for a variety of different reasons or purposes, including survival, controlling population, and even spiting liberals! It existed all over North and South America during the time of Native Americans. Europeans did it as well. It is also a favorite pastime of many conservatives, including Ted Nugent, James Hetfield, and Kid Rock.

Deer and other large ungulatesEdit

Hunting wolves is not cool, but deer hunting is a fun and enjoyable weekend activity for the whole family! Bison hunting is also fun and moose and elk are both commonly hunted by Sarah Palin, although her preferred prey is caribou, since it's easier to take kids along. Deer, moose, elk, caribou, and bison all may be stupid but they ain't dumb. Whether it's wolves, hunters, or anything hunting them, they know very well that they're being hunted.

BirdsEdit

It is also quite fun to hunt birds, plus it gives you an excuse to have the best pet dog in your neighborhood. Particular favorites include turkeys, ducks, geese, pheasants, quails, and doves. Hunting ravens, bluejays, and woodpeckers is mostly done to spite liberals. They taste like chicken.

CrittersEdit

Rabbits, groundhogs, and beavers are also quite fun to hunt, However, don't hunt squirrels and chipmunks that live in suburbs or big cities because those eat trash. Animals that eat trash taste like trash. Squirrels and chipmunks that make for good eating live out on the countryside! Same goes for raccoons!

Snakes and scorpionsEdit

People actually do hunt snakes and scorpions as well. You mostly trap them, using the old box and stick trick! You can eat them (they both taste like chicken) or you can just trade them with gypsies!

Predators and BearsEdit

Bears as well as predatory animals, such as wolves, foxes, coyotes, and mountain lions are rather dangerous too hunt. Do it with a bow. No guns allowed! That's cheating! Whenever you hunt a bear or predatory mammal, always bring a liberal with no hunting experience with you. That way, you don't have to outrun the bear and/or predatory mammal! The liberal does!

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