After talking with Mr. Rocks, I have been appointed as head of the Congressional Brief.
Now, it's been a while since our last issue, but I am going to try to get an issue out in the next two weeks, and you know what that means: we need articles! If anyone is interested, contact me and have your articles written by January, 23. My goal is to get a new issue out every two weeks, so we'll see how that goes.
And that's all, my fellow conservatives. This is Slash, mission complete! 00:53, January 10, 2013 (UTC)Read more >
Rush: Listen up, Eddy! Here's how things ought to be!
You quit your job and admit you're not better than me!
I'm on the air every day from 12 to 3 and I'm shining.
While you're over on MSNBC freaking out and whining
About how the Republicans are supposedly the enemy
But how many Conservatives are actually evil? Not very many!
For God's sakes, take some pills, some herbal tea, something to calm you down!
You're never happy, and whenever I see you you've always got the biggest frown!
Ed: Are you kidding me? This has got to be some kind of joke.
You think you can beat me? Well, you're about to choke.
On your own tears that is, and trust me, there will be plenty.
In my opinon, you and Dick Cheney are both enemies of the country!
You've got the basic intel…
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Conservative Wiki style.
On Conservative Wiki everybody is so friendly.
When it comes to writing articles, oh, yeah, man we've got plenty.
All you need to do is come over to this awesome site.
And I'll tell you why.
Except for those few donkeys who hang out over there!
AAA and Raikou come on over here!
They're not bad most of the time, though, and to be fair
They've got courage, yeah!
Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, we've got 'em all.
We've got 'em all.
Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, we've got 'em all!
A page for all!
You should come here, because we've got cookies!
Conservative Wiki style.
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Cons-cons-cons-cons-Conservative Wiki style.
Ey, Grizzly ladies!
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John: Oh, my God! Nancy Pelosi!
What an ugly sight to see!
You're by far the dumbest Liberal out there, definately!
I'm a better Speaker of the House than you'll ever be!
Not to mention my I.Q. level is higher than three!
Every time I hear you, I just want to rant!
Can you say you've even read the Affordable Care Act? Hell, no you can't!
I control the house now, your time has passed!
And your remaining time as a politician won't last.
Nancy: You say I don't know what I'm doing, but I sure do.
Now, sit down and shut it, John, 'cause I'm about to school you.
You're a bad boy, John. You're not very honest.
You really should spend less time handing out money from lobbyists.
On the House floor, no less. There's some real class.
With you as speaker, nothing in …
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Heyo, everybody! Agent Slash here! I have decided to make a page with all of my Political Rap Battles on it, so that everyone can simply come here if they want to see a battle instead of having to check the recent activity.
- Bill O'Reilly VS. Keith Olbermann
- Sean Hannity VS. Chris Matthews
- Megyn Kelly VS. Rachel Maddow
- Michele Bachmann VS. Bill Maher
- John Boehner VS. Nancy Pelosi
- Rush Limbaugh VS. Ed Schultz
- Dennis Miller VS. Jon Stewart (Coming Soon)
- Clint Eastwood VS. Ashley Judd (Coming Soon)
- Greg Gutfeld VS. Bob Beckel (Coming Soon)
- Darrell Issa VS. Eric Holder (Coming Soon)
- Greta Van Susteran VS. Lawrence O'Donnell (Coming Soon)
- Condoleeza Rice VS. Hillary Clinton (Coming Soon)
- The Five VS. Morning Joe (Coming Soon)
- Newt Gingrich VS. John King (Comi…