1. They're a political party that deals with thoughts and feelings yet they pretend to be the tough guys in the whole situation.
Dwight the Democrat: Say whatever you want but animal rights activists will be the winners in the end.
Ryan the Republican: The winners of what? Being complete weirdos?
2. They say that the Republicans are why a lot of foreigners hate Americans, when really, its them!
3. They like to say that the republicans from the American Civil War were actually democrats and vice versa solely to say that their political party was the one that abolished slavery. Ever heard of FDR and the New Deal?