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    RNC Reelects Failure

    January 26, 2013 by Omashu Rocks

    Just got hold of some very disturbing news while on Twitter...



    "Mhm. Well then. Yep."

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    Crazy Al Strikes Again

    January 18, 2013 by Omashu Rocks

    You've heard him rant against Jews. You've heard him rant against gays. You've heard him struggle to finish a sentence after his teleprompter breaks down. Well now, the Reverend Al Sharpton is back with another great hit! For those who don't know, King Obama recently signed 19 executive orders enhancing gun control. According to the law, executive orders are only available to the President to enforce an already existing law: one that's been passed by the legislative branch. Well, these 19 royal decrees will never see the halls of Congress. Obama simply decided that he didn't want to deal with those pesky elected legislators. In response to these new mandates, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) said states and local governments should nullify the ne…

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  • Omashu Rocks

    Alright so now that I live near Washington, D.C. I'll be going to the March For Life on January 25. For those who don't know, this is a rally to ban abortion in the United States. I'm allowed, per my school's rules, to bring one (clean) sign with me. I have prepared a few options… tell me which one you think is best!


    1: THANK GOD OUR MOMS CHOSE LIFE!


    2: 10/10 BABIES PREFER LIFE!


    3: AS A FORMER FETUS MYSELF…


    4: ABORTION IS NOT HEALTH CARE


    5: SARAH PALIN OBVIOUSLY HATES WOMEN'


    6: WHAT PART OF "INALIENABLE RIGHT TO LIFE" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?


    7: 90% OF WOMEN REGRET THEIR ABORTION!


    8: 1 ABORTION. 1 BABY DEAD. 1 MOTHER WOUNDED.


    9: PLEASE DON'T KILL MY BABY BROTHER!


    10: ADOPTION NOT ABORTION


    Bonus: A baby with a shotgun saying "Abort this!"














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  • Omashu Rocks

    I got into a rather interesting debate with on the IRC, and he agreed that it should be put here for all to see. I should note that what led to the conversation was quick chat about whether preventing an egg cell and sperm cell from meeting is equatable to aborting an already formed fetus, to which we both agreed "no."

    Azulazulazula: I'm all for animal/human equality, but for fuck's sake, sperm cells? Really?

    Omashu Rocks: Are you saying humans and animals should be equal?

    Azulazulazula In my opnion, dogs = humans. We're all animals, and I see no reason why we should think ourselves superior to any other animal that actually has a nervous system.

    Omashu Rocks So dogs should be allowed to get married too?

    Azulazulazula (continuing earlier point) We'v…

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    (Sandra Day O'Connor's reflection is seen on a pair of sunglasses as a cool electronic beat plays. She's fanning someone.)

    Zoom out to see Chief Justice John Roberts rotating his head and relaxing in a beach chair.

    "Roberts SCOTUS style!"

    Zoom out again to see that his chair is on the Supreme Court steps.

    SCOTUS style!"
    We're the highest court in the land, girl. Lemme give you a tour.
    We got four libs. Those guys, man, I really freakin' abhor.
    Couldn't do it without my bros: Alito, Thomas, Scalia.
    We're protecting our laws from whacky things like Sharia.

    We got Steve Breyer there.
    He's really boring and he's lost nearly all of his hair.
    And Justice Kagen is so short she needs to raise her chair.
    She and Sotomayor make up the Obama pair.
    Never heard of…








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